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These are the top ten reasons why gay marriage is a bad idea, snagged from the site AfterEllen.
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans
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This blog was created last March to chronicle my journey, my experiences, my musings and observations as a bisexual woman. As such, I’ve enjoyed writing in this blog. Every now and then, I’ve thrown in some other occurrence or event of a sexual nature that I don’t want to put in my public blog. Several of those posts have been tagged “penis size.” Another one has been tagged “pubic hair removal.” Yes, you guessed it! Those are the posts that have generated the most traffic on this blog. In the last three months, the tag “penis size” has scored 342 hits on this blog, and “pubic hair removal” has scored 152 hits.
Glad I can amuse you folks in some way, even if they were superfluous posts to the general subject of this blog. And it amuses me as well to check and see every now and then just how many people are interested in “penis size” and “pubic hair removal” as tags to search. (LOL)
The top three entries that have gotten the most hits on my blog:
218
152
124
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, ‘Do you know me?’
To which she replies, ‘I think you’re the father of one of my kids.’
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, ‘Are you the stripper from that frat party that I screwed on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???’
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, ‘No, I’m your son’s second grade teacher.’
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